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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Reverend Jeremiah Wright
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Reverend Jeremiah Wright has earned

The Reverend at his church insulting America in some fashion or other

As the spiritual advisor to Barack Hussein Obama, Reverend Jeremiah Wright has an obligation to uphold the values of modern-day Islam Christianity Black Jesus.

But he didn't. Instead, he said America was a woman.Episode #368

Wright hates America so much... That... it... it... flam - flames. Flames, on the side of his face, heaving... breath - , heaving breaths. Heaving breath...

Obama's special mission for Wright Edit

On April 29th, 2008, Barack Hussein Obama announced that he was giving Rev. Jeremiah Wright a very special mission. Wright will be sent to Antartica where his mission is to convert pizzly bears and penguins to Islam Christianity Black Jesus. Wright's mission is expected to last for several decades.

Videos Of Wright In Action!Edit

Upcoming Sermons By Reverend WrightEdit

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Alleged Crimes of America Edit

The extremely unpatriotic Dr. Rev. Jeremiah Wright has alleged a list of crimes America has conducted. will try to discredit Wright on each count.

  • America Spreads Aids Among Blacks: The greatest president George W. Bush canceled the Free Condoms program and redouble the effort on abstinence. Wright claimed that this lead to spread of aids, but we know that abstinence is 100% effective whereas condom is not 100% effective.
  • America Experiments on Negroes:The Tuskegee Study of Untreated Syphilis in the Negro Male isn't an experiment on poor blacks as what Wright describe. Those blacks has "bad blood" and are given free health care. Beside, penicillin was not discovered/invented when the study first start. You can't fault America for that. We don't know enough about syphilis.
  • America Causes 9/11:Jeremiah Wright blamed America's Foreign Policy for 9/11, but experts at the 700 Club discover that the true cause for 9/11 is Gays. Gayness cause God to remove His divine protection of America. Once the 700 Club rid America of the gays, God will bless America again.
  • America cuts funding of clapping education in inner city schools so as to cause black kids to be just as bad clappers as whites. When in reality everyone knows that black people are genetically predisposed to be better clappers just like they are better at playing basketball.

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Footnotes Edit

  1. The very public "outraged" at Wright by Obama is just Obama's political posturing.

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