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Retired (adjective)

1. how a politician who has left office, often due to scandal, voter fraud or death, is politely referred to.
2. How a rebellious android is brutally killed, thus saving America.
3. What happens to a Daily Show correspondent when they're not as good as Our Beloved Stephen, which is always. First John Stewart cradles them gently into the back seat of his wood-paneled Vista Cruiser station wagon and pats their shaggy heads one last time. Then he drives them upstate to a big farm where they can run and play with the staffs from Mad TV, Arrested Development, and Chocolate News. They're much happier there than being stranded on some doomed former-award-deserving Titanic that is leaking talent and rapidly taking on mediocrity. Any rumor that he really takes them behind the glue-rendering shed and takes them "goose hunting" is probably just scurrilous gossip.

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