Restoring Truthiness Rally (The March to Keep Fear Alive)
- (also known as March for Truthiness, Truthiness Rally, The Truthiness Movement, Stephen Colbert Glorious Rally That is Bigger than Martin Luther King, Jr's and Glenn Beck's Combined)
It's time to Restore Truthiness to America! LET FEAR MARCH ON THE STREETS!
Possibly during the Second Coming of Christ or when Stephen Colbert feels like it. 10-30-10!!
From 12pm to 3pm, because eating is for lunatics (plus you can bring your own food)
At the doorsteps of the liberal elite, the belly of the beast, the 9th level of liberal hell, the den of thieves...
possibly somewhere in Washington, DC. (?) The National Mall in Washington, D.C.!!! Next to that libural building
Dammit John, stop
stealing our ideas! Looks like Stephen will have to find a new location...
- Hold the rally on the opposite side of the mall, in front of the Washington monument. This way, he can’t be criticized for standing on the wrong step. Plus, delivering an epic speech in front of an enormous phallic object will help to spread our message.
- Rumour has is that the band Heart will be playing Barracuda against their wishes because no woman can resist Our Glorious Stephen!
- We need Sarah Palin and Ron Burgundy to join us
Ours is not to question why
Ours is but to do or die
So, Shut The Fuck Up and march
What To Wear:Edit
- your balls
- red white and blue on every garment
- tea bags
If you dont have wings to fly to Washington or you have sh#t to do then your only redeeming chance is to watch it on C-Span, probably the only non-snooze program to be run in their history.
- I was woken in the middle of the night by this (along with the sound of my cat getting ready to pee on the rug).
- Think about it. It’ll be just like Stephen's
mockerytribute of George W. Bush at the 2006 White House Correspondent’s Dinner, but 500,000 people will be able to participate with him. We’ll all stay totally in character as teabaggersTea Patriots. The kid with the microphone that interviews all the idiotsReal Patriots at these things can come by and we’ll ramble into his microphone.
- This would be the high water mark of American
satireTruthiness. Half a million people pretending to suspend all rational thought in unison. Perfect harmony. It’ll feel like San Francisco in the late 60s, only without any LSD or sex. That's all the better, as it will help us properly maintain our OUTRAGE!!!!
- I know you’re out there somewhere, Stephen, watching LOLcat gifs along side us. We need you. There’s no way to have a logical public discussion with the
teabaggersReal Patriots. The best we can do is to mimic them. Show them a mirror and hopefully some will realize how ridiculousglorious they actually are… Or maybe they won’t even realize that they’re being mockedglorified, which could be even more awesome.
March of FearEdit
Because John Stewart is trying to steal Colbert's thunder!
America, the Greatest Country God ever gave Man, was built on three bedrock principles: Freedom. Liberty. And Fear — that someone might take our Freedom and Liberty. But now, there are dark, optimistic forces trying to take away our Fear — forces with salt and pepper hair and way more Emmys than they need. They want to replace our Fear with reason. But never forget: "Reason" is just one letter away from "Treason". Coincidence? Reasonable people would say it is, but America can't afford to take that chance.
So join The Rev. Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on October 30th for the "March to Keep Fear Alive"™ in Washington DC. Pack an overnight bag with five extra sets of underwear — you're going to need them. Because, to Restore Truthiness we must always... Shh!!! What's that sound?! I think there's someone behind you! Run! -- Our Glorious Stephen Colbert, Fearless Leader
Mein Führer, just say ze word and I vill ve there! -- Mutopis
I Have a Scream (Greatest Scariest Speech of The Century)Edit
Citizen, join our Noble Cause!
- Our Glorious Stephen
Rick Sanchez (we got the Sanchez Bump... yay...)Wikiality.com does not know of anyone named Rick Sanchez
- Reese's Pieces
NPRYou are dead to us...  The ViewHow Rude! You are dead to us now! PoliticoYou been dead to us for a long time, buddy.
What to FearEdit
- Mooslims. Except Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, he is cool.
Robots (they know what they did)Ok, maybe robots arent all that bad. R2, you can conquer us anytime.
- Gay Bears
- Death Panels
- Mooslim Vampires
- Al Frankenstein
- Werewolf Blitzer
- Sexy Witches
- Mutant Salmon
- Canadian coattail riders
- John Stewart and his Treason Rally
- The Libural Media
- Larry King and CNN
- Glenn Beck
- Mooslim Money
Official Fear CostumesEdit
Any suggestions for fear costumes can be found on this tube!
Joint Mission with Team TReasonEdit
There is one thing we can all agree on, Conan must not know about this!
How Sarah Palin is Helping to Keep Fear AliveEdit
- FEAR IS SANITY!
- SANITY HAS A LIBERAL BIAS!
- Teabag the teabaggers to show them how its done!
- Tea Bagging $25, Cream Facial Extra $5.
- reasonableness is for bears!!!
- Obama's Death Panels do not cover Pre-existing Deaths
- I Can Tell Stephen Is White Because He Has Alot Of Security For His Own Rally
- Speak American!
- Government, Get Your Hands Off Mine Medicare!
- Abolish Social Security, No More Free Money for Black People!
- Colbert/Sweetness 2012
- We have OVER 9000 teabags.
- Palin/Rush 2012!
- I am Not a Racist, I just Dont like Black People
- This Rally is Not Racist, We have a black Speaker
- John Stewart, Give Back Colbert's Emmy, You Thief!
- THIS IS STEEPHEEEEN!!!!!!
- RACHEL MADDOW IS A WITCH/OR WARLOCK, WE NOT SURE!
- If Black People Can Say The N Word, Why Cant I?
- The Bears Are Coming! Repent!
- Refudiate Obama's Death Panels!
- Civil Rights for White People!
- No More Gay Sex! But If I Have Too I Will Sacrifice Myself For The Rest of Us!
- Guv to Steal My Money Once I Win Lottery!
- To Rent This Space, Call Me at ###-####
- Keep Socialism off my Medicare, Keep Chocolate in my Peanut Butter!
- Say No to John's Death Rally
Bring the fear, go to this tube site to suggest an official sign!
The Greatest Poem Ever WrittenEdit
- Are You Sure?
- Copyright 2010. By the Reverend Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert DFA
- Did you hear that? No? You’re probably going deaf.
- It’s your kids back home cooking up some crystal meth.
- Did you turn off the oven? Did you set the alarm?
- They still haven’t caught the man with one arm.
- Look around at these people How safe do you feel?
- Your car when you parked, did you lock it?
- Thinking reasonably now, what are the odds
- that no one here is a pick-pocket?
- That guy who just coughed down your neck, could he have an infection?
- The restaurant where you went to brunch, did it fail its health inspection?
- A mad man could set loose a virus for which there isn’t a cure.
- And while these things may be unlikely, ask yourself, are you sure?
- And can you be sure that you won’t get ebola from a tainted diet cola?
- Toxic waste or getting chased by a bearded Ayatollah.
- Funnel clouds inhale, anthrax in the mail.
- Your lover will discover your vestigial tail.
- Someone’s robbing your house. I can see through your blouse.
- Your mother was right, you chose the wrong spouse.
- Unlabeled Drano, tornadoes, torpedoes,
- The horrible sights of some Guidos in Speedos.
- STD’s, PCB’s SUVs, UV Lights
- A giant pimple on your face, you have a date tonight.
- Chocking on a biscotti, being whacked by John Gotti,
- Getting trapped overnight in a full port-o-potty.
- And I have a final fear to drop in bucket about a friend of a friend of the man from Nantucket.
- There once was a man from Eau Claire
- Who no one was able to scare
- He wouldn’t join panics
- about the Hispanics
- And later he was killed by a bear
- (True story)
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DO NOT ALSO SEEEdit
- March to Keep Fear Alive
- Mach to Keep Fear Alive Facebook
- Stephen@Rally Twitter
- Truthi Info
- Official Media policy regarding Rally coverage
- History in the making
- NY Times endorses Fear Rally
- a Fan's Guide to Rally to Restore Fear or Sanity, but mostly Fear
- Nation of fearful whiners
- The Mall
- One Billion People attends Fear Rally!
- Ok, Two Billion people!
- Greatest Moment in the Rally
- more about the post rally press conference
- That does look like 6 Billion truthers out there
- Post-rally conference video
- Stewart: I am bored
- Shout Out!
- Sanity is Reality
- Post-rally Fear Media: Fear wins!
- Dammit John, stop stealing our rally
- Truthers discus the rally
- Dancing Stephen
- Truthers can now clone Stephen Colbert by winning patriotic garment
- Relieve the moment by watching pictures of rally
- and more eye candy
- too much eye candy
- Reddit: Restoring Truthiness
- Restoring Truthiness Twitter
Restoring Truthiness FacebookThe New Restoring Truthiness Facebook
- ColbertRally Chat Room
- Reddit on fire!
- Our Glorious Leader and his Goose!
- Fan of Truthiness Movement thanks The Nation
- Colbert Nation
bribesconvinces Colbert to hold rally
- INdecision Rally: Team Fear vs Team Sanity
- Joo Boy tells Tucker Carlson to suck it up
- Musicians to march with Fear
- Rally pictures
- NoFactZone covers Rally: Fear Wins
External Truthi TubesEdit
- I Have a Dream Too!
- Minions calling Colbert to join Glenn Beck!
- Series of Tubes calls Nation's Hero to restore Truthiness
- Liburals terrified of Truthiness Rally
- Even John Stewart is terrified!
- Even Washington, DC is terrified as well!
- is official, series of tubes cannot wait!
- The Minions are ready, Mr. Colbert
- FARK joining our cause! We salute you, Mr. Fark!
- Libural Media already taking notice
- Liburals to send their plant to sabotage our rally!
- Series of Tubes growing more patriotic
- Stephen to follow Glenn Beck's steps
- More letters of Truthiness
- The Liburals are already shaking
- Who is Ridding Stephen's Coattails? The Commies!
- a call to truthiness ad
- For the Colbert Rally, Stephen Colbert will have the full protection of the military. Take that hippies and would be assassins!
- American Hater declares Truthiness Rally in bad Taste: making a mockery of Glenn Beck and his supporters is out-of-line and inappropriate!
- Beware of Truthiness haterz
- Yahoo supports truthiness
- Restoration for Truthiness starts at the classroom!
- John Stewart trying to steal Our Truthiness!
- Even the beast has been unleashed!
- The Times wants truthiness
- Disney trying to hijack our Truthiness Rally!
- Libural Media supports Sanity Rally
- They are on to us!
- Damn, the commies are on to us!
- a Not It Getter fails to understand the beauty of fear
- Something about how Comedy heals the human condition and such
- nation continues to support Fear Rally
- Tea Suckers from the other side of the Ocean wants their own rally, too
- Liburals wont stop stealing our rally
SHOCKING NEWS: STEPHEN COLBERT IS A MARXIST!!!THAT'S A LIBURAL LIE!!!!
- Fear Rally to present their own Troll!
- Libural Tubes stealing our Fear Message!
- Rick Sanchez is already doing his part in bringing Teh Fear, what about you?
- Fear Ratings
- Help, liburals are hijacking our Rally!!!!
- SARAH PALIN IS WATCHING OUR RALLY!
- Fear Rally Gallery
- Fear News
- Rally pictures
- EW: Rally fear
- Rally Makes money! We are rich, bitch!
- Rally a success!
- Mall renamed Fear Mall
- Fear Team Vs Sanity Team
- Pastafarian attends rally
- More Rally Pictures
External Anti-Truthi TubesEdit
- Anti-american Traitor predicts Fear Rally Failure
- Un-american traitor suspects Fear Rally will
steal his thundermock Nation
- CS predicts rally will be a disaster
- Libural Media declares rally biggest mockery. Demands stop
- Hollywood declares rally boring, fearless, and waste of time
- Bill Maher, you are dead to us