gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Reformanistas to the authorities.

Reformanistas are a group of liberals who work to "change" things.

Why They're InsaneEdit

First of all, everyone knows that change is bad. Secondly, pointing out things like discrimination, poverty and inequality is just plain rude, in that it ruins everyone's good time by forcing them to be all "think-y". Third and most importantly, it insults the hard work of Real Americans and The Greatest President Ever, who only want to do what's best for The Baby Jesus. Asking how it does this is just another slap in the face.

Why They Hate The TroopsEdit

No one knows for sure, but it's certain they do.

Why the Country's Problems are Their Fault, and No-one Else'sEdit

Reformanistas created the vast, bloated bureaucracy that used to be the lean, mean federal government of the United States. Everyone was perfectly happy with free markets, debtor prisons, and workhouses, but nooooo: pinkos like Franklin DeHussein Roosevelt just had to wreck everything by paying people not to work and preventing consumption-ridden freeloaders from dying in the street so a hard worker could rightfully take his stuff.

Is it any wonder our economy is in such bad shape, despite the valiant efforts of Wall Street and underground mortgage lenders?

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