Red Stater

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A Red Stater is an American living in ground hog holes, or a state that has been fenced off so the retards can't get out. One side-effect of being a red stater is you smell so badt hat the people living in these states develop a strong desire to shit themselves to cover up their natural smell (which is worse than the smell of shit).

Red Staters are completely mentally ill to the point that you should allow them to shoot themselves in the head. Red Staters try at all costs to convince normal people that terrorists exsist.

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