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Red State Anthems are songs that are written and performed by Americans for Americans. They are songs of the Heartland. Red State Anthems must contain lyrics that profess the greatness of God's Country. The lyrics are also sung over the greatest music ever written. In order for a Red State Anthem to performed properly, it must be sung with the gut. Singers who use their lungs are unAmerican.