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Recount 2: The Recountering
won a Wikiality.com 2009 "Truthie"
for Best Fake Movie or TV Show or Play or Musical Of The Year
(with the other Recount films)
See all the winners here.


TruthyStudiosVer2
Wikiality.com Studios proudly presents ...
"Recount 2: The Recountering"
Recount 2: The Recountering has been rated WTF by the MPAA.
Recount 2: The Recountering
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Coming soon to an internets tube near you!

General Information
Language: American
Country: America
Release Date: June 13, 2011
Runtime: 1141 minutes
Budget: $150 billion
Studio: TruthyStudiosVer2
Distributor: Stephen Colbert
Credits
Director: User:Dann135
Producer: ATENEA DEL SOL
Screenwriter: Stephen Colbert, God
Starring: RUSSEL CROWE,
DAVID DUCHOVNY,
THE GODDESS ATHENA,
ESTEBAN COLBERTO,
STEPHEN COLBERT,
AL FRANKEN,
TEK JANSEN,
AND BEN AFFLECK.
Music: Stephen Colbert
Cinematography: Stephen Colbert
Editor: Stephen Colbert

Recount 2: The Recountering is a dramatized account of the 2008 Truthiness Awards at Wikiality.com. It forms part of a cycle of films on the historic recount, along with Recount 2: Truthiness Boogaloo and an as-yet unnamed third project, to be directed by Sneakers

PlotEdit

The movie starts with the 2008 Truthiness awards at a close, and it looks like User:Dann135 (Russel Crowe) has won writer of the year, but one week later, Atenea del Sol (Athena) claims that he was cheating, and hires a team of Crack Lawyers ( Al Franken, Tek Jansen) to investigate. After a week of bitter arguing, The winner of 2006, User:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer (David Duchovny) decides that they must settle this among themselves. so at midnight that night, User:Dann135 Summons Stephen Colbert, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Superman & God to help him in the upcoming court case. Stephen & User:Dann135 are on there way to the courthouse, when they are attacked by Tek Jansen. He and Stephen get locked in a heavy battle that destroys the courthouse. The battle goes on for 3 hours, when a bear approaches the rubble. Stephen & Tek decide to team up, and run off to kill the bear.

With the courthouse destroyed, The Honorable Judge User:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer decides to postpone the court case to tomorrow. User:Dann135 go home to his lonely one-bedroom apartment, only to find, Esteban Colberto, Al Franken, & Atenea del Sol there. They go into a big fight where Bush, Cheney, Franken, and Colberto are killed. Superman Flies away. PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! User:Dann135 & Atenea del Sol start fighting heavily until an urge flows through the both of them, and they make love.

The next day, User:Dann135 & Atenea del Sol are on the same team, and User:Dann135 decides to concede. But destiny has another idea. User:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer decides to make a tie between User:Dann135, Atenea del Sol, & third party candidate User:Sneakers (Ben Affleck). After a big after-party, User:Dann135 & Atenea del Sol get married, and everyone comes to it.

AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

THE END

CastEdit

*Dann135 - Academy Award Winner (Gladiator) Russel Crowe
  • A 2008 Truthiness award nominee who is under investigation by Al Franken.
*. The Goddess Athena: Atenea del Sol
  • A fellow 2008 Truthiness award nominee who hires Al Franken to investigate the 2008 truthiness votes.
*WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer - 2-time Golden Globe Winner (Californication, the X-Files) David Duchovny
The mysterious and charismatic judge of the Awards
*Sneakers - Academy Award Tagger-On (Good Will Hunting) Ben Affleck
The dark-horse candidate
*Sr. Escobar, leader of the "Mexican" Crack Lawyers - Academy Award Winner (Traffic) Benicio del Toro
The handsome and cruel head of Atenea's legal team
*Esteban Colberto - Himself
The charismatic and beloved host of Colberto Reporto Gigante
*Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA - 2-time Peabody Award Winner (The Colbert Report) Stephen Colbert
Everybody knows and loves him
*Tek Jansen - Himself
Pa-rum pum!
*Al Franken - Senator Al Franken (D) MN
He won, too.
*The Al Franken Legal Team - Themselves
A very scary threat indeed....
*The "Mexican" Crack Lawyers - Grammy Award Winners (El Satanico Dr. Cadillac) Los Fabulosos Cadillacs
Matadors!
*President George W. "The Decider" Bush - Emmy Award Nominee (FOX NFL Sunday) Frank Caliendo
He may be a bit beefier, but he sure has that Texas TWANG goin' on.
*Dick Cheney - 2 Time Academy Award Winner (Apocalypse Now & Tender Mercies) Robert Duvall
Was offered the same role for the film W., but he turned it down. Then he realized what a horrible mistake he made, & did it for this film.
*Superman - Saturn Award Winner (Superman Returns) Brandon Routh
Who did you think it was going to be?
*God - Academy Award Winner (Million Dollar Baby) Morgan Freeman
Who else?

Critical ResponseEdit

The Film has been voted as the 3RD greatest film of all time.

Box Office PerformanceEdit

The Film has earned $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in the box office


SequelEdit

THERE IS NO SEQUEL, BUT FOR THE PARRALEL FILM MADE BY ATENEA DEL SOL, SEE: Recount 2: Truthiness Boogaloo

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