|Recount 2: The Recountering|
|Release Date:||June 13, 2011|
|Producer:||ATENEA DEL SOL|
|Screenwriter:||Stephen Colbert, God|
|Starring:|| RUSSEL CROWE,|
THE GODDESS ATHENA,
AND BEN AFFLECK.
Recount 2: The Recountering is a dramatized account of the 2008 Truthiness Awards at Wikiality.com. It forms part of a cycle of films on the historic recount, along with Recount 2: Truthiness Boogaloo and an as-yet unnamed third project, to be directed by Sneakers
The movie starts with the 2008 Truthiness awards at a close, and it looks like User:Dann135 (Russel Crowe) has won writer of the year, but one week later, Atenea del Sol (Athena) claims that he was cheating, and hires a team of Crack Lawyers ( Al Franken, Tek Jansen) to investigate. After a week of bitter arguing, The winner of 2006, User:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer (David Duchovny) decides that they must settle this among themselves. so at midnight that night, User:Dann135 Summons Stephen Colbert, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Superman & God to help him in the upcoming court case. Stephen & User:Dann135 are on there way to the courthouse, when they are attacked by Tek Jansen. He and Stephen get locked in a heavy battle that destroys the courthouse. The battle goes on for 3 hours, when a bear approaches the rubble. Stephen & Tek decide to team up, and run off to kill the bear.
With the courthouse destroyed, The Honorable Judge User:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer decides to postpone the court case to tomorrow. User:Dann135 go home to his lonely one-bedroom apartment, only to find, Esteban Colberto, Al Franken, & Atenea del Sol there. They go into a big fight where Bush, Cheney, Franken, and Colberto are killed. Superman Flies away. PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! User:Dann135 & Atenea del Sol start fighting heavily until an urge flows through the both of them, and they make love.
The next day, User:Dann135 & Atenea del Sol are on the same team, and User:Dann135 decides to concede. But destiny has another idea. User:WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer decides to make a tie between User:Dann135, Atenea del Sol, & third party candidate User:Sneakers (Ben Affleck). After a big after-party, User:Dann135 & Atenea del Sol get married, and everyone comes to it.
AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
- *Dann135 - Academy Award Winner (Gladiator) Russel Crowe
- A 2008 Truthiness award nominee who is under investigation by Al Franken.
- *. The Goddess Athena: Atenea del Sol
- A fellow 2008 Truthiness award nominee who hires Al Franken to investigate the 2008 truthiness votes.
- *WatchTVEatDonutDrinkBeer - 2-time Golden Globe Winner (Californication, the X-Files) David Duchovny
- The mysterious and charismatic judge of the Awards
- *Sr. Escobar, leader of the "Mexican" Crack Lawyers - Academy Award Winner (Traffic) Benicio del Toro
- The handsome and cruel head of Atenea's legal team
- *Esteban Colberto - Himself
- The charismatic and beloved host of Colberto Reporto Gigante
- *Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA - 2-time Peabody Award Winner (The Colbert Report) Stephen Colbert
- Everybody knows and loves him
- *Tek Jansen - Himself
- Pa-rum pum!
- *Al Franken - Senator Al Franken (D) MN
- He won, too.
- *The Al Franken Legal Team - Themselves
- A very scary threat indeed....
- *The "Mexican" Crack Lawyers - Grammy Award Winners (El Satanico Dr. Cadillac) Los Fabulosos Cadillacs
- He may be a bit beefier, but he sure has that Texas TWANG goin' on.
- *Dick Cheney - 2 Time Academy Award Winner (Apocalypse Now & Tender Mercies) Robert Duvall
- Was offered the same role for the film W., but he turned it down. Then he realized what a horrible mistake he made, & did it for this film.
- *Superman - Saturn Award Winner (Superman Returns) Brandon Routh
- Who did you think it was going to be?
- *God - Academy Award Winner (Million Dollar Baby) Morgan Freeman
- Who else?
The Film has been voted as the 3RD greatest film of all time.
Box Office PerformanceEdit
The Film has earned $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 in the box office
THERE IS NO SEQUEL, BUT FOR THE PARRALEL FILM MADE BY ATENEA DEL SOL, SEE: Recount 2: Truthiness Boogaloo