Real Americans are God-fearing, compassionate conservative Christians who love the Baby Jesus and America. They spend lots of time watching TV with their family, talking about how nice the things on the commercials are, and following the President's orders (Unless the president is a Mooslim). To relax, they make babies and shop for cheap things at Wal-Mart.
Our numbers are growing, soon we will have a Real American Army!
- Stephen Colbert
- The American Family
- Regular Americans
- Barry Goldwater
- George W. Bush
- Ronald Reagan The realest of them all.
- Tom DeLay
- Dale Earnhardt
- George Washington
- Hulk Hogan
- Toby Keith
- Jack Bauer
- Chuck Norris
- Ricky Bobby
- Cal Naughton Jr.
- Bill O'Reilly
- Joe Arpaio
- Rush Limbaugh
- Gerald Ford
- Sean Hannity
- Walt Kowalski
- Cal Ripken Jr.
- Orly Taitz
- Glenn Beck
- Joe the Plumber
- This Lady on the Radio
- The Oathkeepers
- This Guy
- Kyle Busch
- Radar O'reiley
- Not Jimmie Johnson (aka. Jimmie Queerbait)
- James Bond (Shhhh he is a secret American)
- Jesus Christ
- Stewie Griffin
Charles JohnsonCharles Johnson is dead to us
- This Lady
- This other guy
- Joseph "Tax-Slayer" Stack The New Tax-bane of America!
- Solomon "Solly" Forell (Mr. Solly will be indispose for the next 10 to 20 years, so he will be unable to give an interview to the "Libural Media")
- Mike Vanderboegh of Sipsey Street Irregulars
and his team of Assassins/Child Killers!
- Chris Reichert Greatest American Hero of all Time!
Timothy McVeighFILE NOT FOUND
- Steven Blair
- Prop comic(?) Gallagher
- One Nation Under God
Hal TurnerMr. Turner has decided to spend more time with his prison bitch.
- The Christian Moosama Ben Laddin: Freedom Fighter
Martin Peretztraitor Jim GreerYOU DAMN TRAITOR MOOSLIM-LOVER!!!
- This guy
Jared LoughnersHe is a filthy dirty commie hippie and the Tea Party denies he was ever part of Real America.
- a Patriot who was arrested for being a patriot
Honorary Real American:Edit
They may been born outside of America, but they feel like Real Americans
- Luke Angel
- The Douchebag Family
- NC GOP Mailer
- Anders Behring Breivik, the liberator of Norway and America's first European Tea Bagger.
- These noble freedom fighters
Real American of The YearEdit
- Joseph Gamache: so white, he cant event hit anything! Not even air.
Lies About Real AmericansEdit
Liberals say Real Americans hate people based on a particularly unGodly trait:
- Gays (even though we apparently have them in the House of Representatives),
- Women (We don't hate them, they just can't be Real Americans because they lack a penis),
- Blacks (we can't even see color),
- Hispanics (well, thats true, unless they provide the Taco Bell)
- Indians (only good for serving us slushies and dental care. No arranged marriages here!)
- Asians (Oh yeah, you guys can see a whole lot, right?)
Okay, maybe this is a little racist. But if this is too disturbing for you, then leave Wikiality, and go to Wikipedia, where there are 98% facts and 2%
bias opinions truthiness, but hopefully you are not a little pussy.
The Restoration of Real America from The Communist RegimeEdit
- Many Real Americans are working to restore America's Past Glory, specially from 400 years ago, if successful America will rise again!
- This Real American will save us from the communist mooslim regime!
- This Real American is already doing his part! What about you??
VeteransSoldiers are willing to go to prison to stop the communist threat
- The overthrowing of Repressive Laws
- We wont surrender against the communist threat!!!
- Pick up yer gun and start shooting those Mexicans, because if you dont, the Mexicans will shot you! Shawna Forde knows what am I talking about...
- Biblical Basis For Conservative Righteousness!
- Real American demands Independence from mooslim tyrant!
- Real American saves the world!
- Real American hero discovers truth about 9/11!!
- The Real American Media and how it makes America safe
- Real American calls for justice!
- A Real American Woman
- Real American arrested for exercising freedom of speech
- Real Americans: The New Brave Heroes on an Age of Darkness
- The Real American Manifesto
- Many Real Americans sign in for "The Minuteman Project"
- Real American Family targeted for being American!
- Real Americans are not Terrorists
- Real Americans to crack down on public immorality
- Republican Defends his right to free speech
- Real Americans ready for battle
- Real American women demand less sex
- Real Americans afraid of feminazis
- How to recognize a Real American woman
- Kentucky ready to take America back!
- Real American teacher to launch new wave of Real Americans to save America
- Real Americans to spread the message to "Save America" by
killingimpeaching the mooslim leader
- Real American lady to stop mooslim threat
- Liburals to continued their Jihadist Plan to destroy America
- Real Americans to give Obama new job once he is impeached
- Real Americans feel unsafe under mooslim tyrant
- Real American hero goes to jail for trying to save us from the mooslim tyrant
- how to be a Real American 101
- Real Americans continue their struggle to save America
- More Heroes are being hunt down by Obama's Gestapo
- Real Americans to Appoint Patriotic Sheriffs To Protect Constitution against The Libural Agenda
- Sharron Angle saves America
- Brave Hero uncovers more Libural Conspiracies
- patriotic American helps to stop the gay threat
- Brave hero stops terrorist! Libural media slanders hero!
- There is still no signs of Rightwing Extremism in 2010
- Lies: Rightwing Extremism is a myth
- The Truth about Real Americans
- GOP to recruit Extreme Real Americans
- Communist Government imprisons Real American Heroes
- Real American rallying patriots to fight the mooslim threat
- Traffic Signs: Government Overreach
- Leftwing terrorist tries to push their black libural agenda
- Real Hero to visit Gawd
- More Real Americans join glorious cause to fight Japan!
- Real American Citizen fights back the power
- Sovereign Truther fights big government
- Real American tossed out of court for being American
- Real American arrested for helping Real Americans make $$$Billions$$$!
- Now Europeans lying about rightwing extremism
- White Student wins highest honor, take that affirmative action!
- Mooslim Tyrant tries to brainwash children
- The liberal conspiracy to take over America
- More Real Americans joining the glorious cause.
- Saviors of the Constitution to visit prison for accommodations
- Muslim threat threatens Christian fate. Bomb Iran now!