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| Randall Osvaldo Rhodes, Jr.|
|28 January, 1959 -|
|Education||Doctorate of Hating America, University of Beijing|
|Occupation||communist lieing lier|
|Super Powers||can find facts that hurt the truth and America|
|Fun Fact #1||has not stopped talking since 1973|
|Fun Fact #2||was in the Air Force before his sex-change operation.|
Randall Rhodes FactoidsEdit
- owns several single-purpose Hummers
- one for driving from home to work
- one for driving from work parking lot to buidling
- one for driving from the front door to the elevator
- one for driving from elevator to desk
- one for driving to and from bathroom
- is fatter than half of Texas, but has photos altered and avoids live TV
Unlike their conservative counterparts, liberal talk radio hosts cannot hold their liquor. Ms. Rhodes face-planted after 14 drinks one autumn afternoon in 2007. Her bosses at Air America Radio tried to blame Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, but everyone knows they can't beat up a girl like Randi.
The details don't matter; Rhodes is now silent and America is better for it. God Bless America!
- Randi Rhodes live - another reason the Internets must be censored