Rainbows are made in the sky by God when He is happy, usually when a liberal has just slipped in some mud or when Stephen Colbert has nailed a particularly stupid guest. They are simply God's way of frowning at gay people.Episode #531
In recent years, the homosexual population has tried to steal the rainbow for their symbol. This is ridiculous, as everyone knows their true symbol is a face of shame. And that is bullsh!t. The rainbow was not made to represent gays, because God hates gay people, but he loves rainbows.