Rahm Emanuel

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This article is about the noted Illinois-based surrenderologist. Perhaps you were looking for the teacher of erotic arts known as Emmanuelle?

Rahm Emanuel
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
Rahm Emanuel
was a United States Representative
for the state of 5, but has since "retired".

Rahm emanuel

“I have an offer that you cannot refuse”

Rahm Emanuel
Rahm Emanuel
Party Democrat
Birth November 29, 1959
Birthplace France
Religion Jewish
Occupation Coward
Spouse Amy
Super Powers
Fun Fact #1 Hates re-election
Fun Fact #2 Friend of Hillary and Friend of Barack; all atwitter about 2008!!!
Fun Fact #3 Lost part of a finger in a meat slicer at Arby's.

Rahm "Rahmbo" Emanuel is currently the Chief of Staff Of The Obama Administration. From this honored seat Rahm will no doubt perfect the arts of shipping deceased amphibians and kneecapping conservative stalwarts. In his former positions as top salesman for the state of Illinois and Chairman of the Democratic Caucus Rahm cooked kosher delicacies for his office staff. Recently, as Chairman he ordered new Democrat members of the House of Representatives to hide from late night pundit Stephen Colbert because the Better Know A District could obliterate the Democrat stranglehold on Congress

Quote open clear3 He said don’t do it … it’s a risk and it’s probably safer not to do it... Quote close clear2
~Rep. Steve Cohen

Evidently, Mr. Emanuel likes bossing around black women.

Questions Stephen Should Ask Rahm, When He Finally Shows Up For His NailingEdit


Stephen will give Mr. Emanuel the finger if he appears.

  • Why do you hate our troops?
  • Who's afraid of the big brass balls?
  • President Bush, great president, or the greatest president?
  • Obama Or Clinton? Just answer the question.

Benefits of Mr. Emanuel's EdictEdit

Only Republicans will be on the show!

Contact Mr. EmanuelEdit


We are all dead…

“When Barry met Rahm”
  • His Washington Office
1319 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
phone: 202-225-4061
fax: 202-225-5603
  • His Chicago Office
3742 West Irving Park Road
Chicago, IL 60618
phone: 773-267-5926
fax: 773-267-6583

External Links Edit


Rahm and Brock Samson: Long Lost Twins?

Oh No!
Rahm Emanuel
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Rahm Emanuel gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Rahm Emanuel by unloading your gut onto this page.

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