Rachel Paulose
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America

Rachel showing the humility that got her to where she is today!

Who Would Jesus Hire As His Attorney?

Why, Rachel Paulouse, of course!

Rachel is a gung-ho legal soldier whose mind is so sharp she was catapulted to the top of America's justice heap!

Through sheer pluck, determination and connections, Paulose has secured for herself a pension so envious only people three times her age have ever seen anything like it!

You go, Rachel!

Fun FactsEdit

  • is able to quote Bible verses in her sleep
    • and during meetings with her staff!
  • likes horseback riding and combing her hair
  • prefers lip gloss over lip stick
  • is BFF with Monica Goodling
  • may know Sara Taylor

New Job!Edit

Based on her inspired work in Minnesota, Rachel has been asked to assist her new boss, Michael Mukasey, as he gets his bearings as America's Latest Greatest Attorney General Ever!

Good luck, Rachel, we'll be watching your progress!

Rachel Paulose
will one day be a fine addition
to the Greatest Corporation of All--FOX!!!

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