Rachael Ray

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Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
Rachael Ray
Osama bin Lisa
Mahmoud Ahmedi-Rachael Ray-nejad is a terrorist.

Ms. Ray riding Soledad's coattails?

Rachel Ray is a frighteningly brown Martha Stewart knock-off protege who we need to check out (she could be an illegal alien). She is in danger of being accused of riding Soledad O'Brien's coattails and feeling the wrath of A Vengeful Stephen.

Whether she goes to heaven and is rewarded with the loving embrace of The Baby Jesus or goes to hell to spend an eternity changing the diapers of The Baby Satan is really up to her.

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Rachel Ray is a terrorist.

Conservative mouthpiece journalist Michelle Malkin discovered Miss Ray posing for Islamic terrorist organization "Floatin' Falafel". Thank God we keep giving you airtime, Michelle!

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