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History of QueenslandEdit
Was founded by convicts who over decades morphed into bogans and yobbos. Bogans and yobbos today inhabbit 97% of Queensland and a staggering 99.72% of Northern Queensland.
Full of cattle drives and tourists wanting to experience Australia's only theme parks.
Queensland Climate & GeographyEdit
Either hot or humid, both at the same time in some cases too.
Brisbane is known by most of its inhabbitants as "Brisvegas." This is clearly an infringement of copyright and Los Vegas should press charges. Brisbane natives believe that they are far superior to Queenslanders living outside Brisbane.
- Big Ben
- Movie World
- Wet 'n Wild
- Dream World
- Sea World
- Australia Zoo
- White Water World (Part of Dream World)
- The Washington Monument
- The Sydney Harbour Bridge
- The Great Wall of China*
*China is short for "BrisChina"
None yet detected, except for a tub of yogurt in Queenstown.
Famous People From QueenslandEdit
- Mad Max
- The Blue Dog (Max's Blue Heeler, not to be confused with The Blue Dog Party.)
- Priscilla Queen of the Desert
- Olivia Newton-John's Breasts
A Typical Day in QueenslandEdit
Waking up and doing shit all.
Strange Laws Unique To QueenslandEdit
Bestially isn't against the law unless the animal fills in a complaint form within 28 working days.