For other kinds of queens, please see: Queen

Queen (band)
has bad teeth and a funny accent because it is British.
Queen (band)
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

A ;;kickass band "Headed" by bisexual lead singer Freddie Mercury.

Band HistoryEdit

As you read the above statement you may be wondering “How can I become a member of this great band?” the answer is that you can’t. Queen is simply a figment of our imagination. This “Freddie Mercury” never truly existed, it has been proved by witnesses that he does not exist on Earth at this very moment. So what proof is there that he really ever existed?

Scientists have used advanced technology including Google (Giving Obviously Online Gnats Little Elephants) and found that Brian May, the “guitarist” of “Queen” never wrote “We Will Rock You“, but simply starred as one of the Go-Go dancers in Star Wars. Roger Taylor the “drummer” from “Queen” is a struggling dentist living in the grimy streets of London and Freddie Mercury died of AIDs in 1991.

Some have questioned the number of Queen albums that have been sold, to disprove the above theory. Queen’s albums (Queen, Queen II, Sheer Heart Attack, A Night At The Opera, A Day At The Races, News of The World and so on) were simply tunes that The Queen of England recorded while visiting her friends in Ohio, USA.


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