Quantum Mechanics Edit
("Redirected from Quantum Physics". Confused? It only gets worse.)
The liberal academic establishment would like to trick True Americans into thinking that this "science" is "a branch of physics describing much of the behavior of energy and matter at the atomic and subatomic scales". However, those of us who truly, instinctively know better recognize that these atheist, bear-allied fools with their research and facts are only trying to undermine the glorious establishment of America. Their trickery is masked by layers upon layers of confusing doublespeak specifically engineered to discourage the interest of True Americans. In fact, Wikipedia (bastion of diabolical fact-spreading internet activity) openly states that "The mathematical formulations of quantum mechanics are abstract and the implications are often non-intuitive." Already, the flaws begin to emerge. And this is only the introduction.