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|Quail is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition
This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.
The Quail is one of the most dangerous, yet delicious, animals in the world. It is also a wily, unpredictable creature known for its ability to disguise its appearance.
It tricked Dick Cheney into thinking it was Harry Whittington in a failed attempt to embarrass the Great Vice-President Ever, and thus help the terrorists win.