# Pythagoras

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Pythagoras
lacks Truthiness, Wikiality, and Colbert.
It is your duty to Bring 'em on!
Pythagoras
started out as a good idea
but has descended into a HORRIBLE, SHAMEFUL MESS
It desperately needs someone who understands truthiness to edit it.

Pythagoras was part of the axis of evil which included ADOLF HITLER, BABY BOP, ARISTARCUS, and SATAN...and you if youre not careful. He was wrong in all of his thoughts and doings, he came to the amazing conclusion that $a^2 + b^2 = c^2$. This goes against Jesus' own mathematics called Jesusometry where $a= FAITH - SATAN / the Jesus Constant (.00003 x10^9)$. The Jesus Constant was found by interpreting the ratio of satanists to communists and found a direct correlation between the two. The correlation is as the amount of communist countries increases the satanist population grows exponentially to the amount of new communist countries birthed. Phythagoras, being a muslim democrat, tried to disprove Jesus' theory; Phythagoras and Jesus fought a massive battle to determine the future of math. Phythagoras cheated and used Roman soldiers to crusify Jesus. Jesus rose to heaven where he practiced and futher developed Jesusometry to break the satanic hold Phythagoras has on the world. When Jesus returns, he will destroy Phythagoras' theory and return the world to proper math.