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is something African and thus may or may not be real,
not to pretend that you really care either way. Come on - it's Africa.

Pyramids are big triangular buildings which have been the subject of much myth and speculation.

Egyptian PyramidsEdit

There have been reports that many pyramids were built somewhere in Egypt by the ancient Egyptians. This claim is, like the rest of Africa, undocumented. According to the reports, the pyramids were used as giant tombs by Egyptian kings to prepare themselves for the afterlife. It is unknown how this was supposed to help them, since, as non-Christians, they ended up in Hell anyway.

The $1 PyramidEdit

The back of the American one dollar bill has a picture of a pyramid on it, with the top part (which has an open eye in it) floating. No one knows why it is there, or who put it there. It has been theorised that the the pyramid on the back of the bill was originally put there by the Freemasons, the Illuminati, George Washington, or John Stewart, so he would have something to talk about the next time he was on weed.

Current thinking is that the bottom part of the pyramid represents the strength of our president, and the top part represents the all-seeing eye of either the Baby Jesus or Santa Claus.

Food PyramidEdit


The first black man to climb the Food Pyramid.

The Food and Drug Administration has recently built a pyramid in America, called the "Food Pyramid." It is 400 feet high, completely edible, and made entirely out of grains, vegetables, fruits, milk, and beans.

The Food Pyramid was originally located in a grove outside Washington, DC. Pilgrims to the Pyramid reported mysteriously losing upwards of 30 pounds in its presence, and pictures of the Food Pyramid were frequently seen on food packaging in supermarkets across the nation.

Unfortunately, the Food Pyramid fell when it was eaten by Michael Moore in 2005. The FDA has since built another pyramid, but it is kept in a secure location in Wyoming and no visitors are allowed. This is believed to be the cause of the obesity epidemic in America today. Thanks a lot, Moore.

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