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Chinese'bear'
Hello, Kitty
Hello, Pyongyang
Asian and very good at math.
Al Franken
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Pyongyang has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL


Pyongyang is the terrifying capital of North Korea. Out-of-control killer robots rampage through its streets and the buildings and sidewalks are lined with neurotoxin-coated spikes and razorblades. It has no effective sewage system, since the pipes that run beneath its streets and across its ominous, threatening skyline are filled with fast-flowing, scorchingly hot lava. Every residence in the city, including hotels, motels, and inns, has a severe camel spider infestation problem. Government surveillance cameras are everywhere, and they are probably even watching you through this webpage!

SpecialPoliceman
Undersurveillance
Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.


Dear Leader In The Big CityEdit

Kim Jong Il lives in Pyongyang. According to reports, he says that it's "just his kind of town".

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