Publishers are the people who run fact sweatshops. They are fact Nazis and cannot be trusted to feed the minds of the American public with truthiness.
While frequently confused with other kinds of sweatshops, fact sweatshops are manned by the ignorant masses and controlled by the aforementioned fact Nazis in an attempt to erase truthiness through their own dark brand of truth.
Who Can Become A Publisher?Edit
Anyone can becoma a Publisher! The first vital step is to sell your soul to Satan at a reasonable price and demand a building from him. Begin to find propoganda that other fact Nazis write and print them into the mass media.
What Education Does A Publisher Need?Edit
To become a publisher, you must first gain legimate credentials as a fact Nazi. College is unnecessary as long as you have a vague idea what you want to print. Hire an editor to do the hard work for you.
What Special Equipment Do Publishers Need?Edit
Where Do Publishers Work?Edit
Publishers work wherever the hell they can, whether this is in a warehouse, an office building, in their apartment, or in an alleyway -- anywhere that they can fit their computer, a printer, and a steady power supply.
How Much Money Do Publishers Make?Edit
Less than they want, unless they are hired by a national newspaper to print more of their "truth."