Public Utilities
can be found in any all-American hometown!

Public Utilities are quaint, old notions from back in pre World War 0 days.

Back before corporations began, Americans had to somehow scrape by for all their daily needs. Safe drinking water, sewage and trash services, electricity and cable were as wild as the natives who attacked the tiny Christian villages struggling to become America!

Once America kicked British ass, capitalism was finally free to blossom and improve everything!

What does "public utility" mean?Edit

Services that are considered public utilities?Edit

Now, why do I have to pay taxes again?Edit

The many ways corporations do public utilities betterEdit

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