Our courts have been receiving the Lord's bounty from His Blessed Institutions, our airwaves have been receiving His Most Blessed Word and best of all, the books of the factonistas have all been stored in one place, for when The Rapture comes.
This place is called a library
Where Libraries Can Be FoundEdit
People Who Work At LibrariesEdit
- CIA operatives who watch what people read and censor socialist books
- Liberal, hippy, freedom-hating librarians
- The occasional milf.
What Happens At A LibraryEdit
Libraries were originally designed as a place for homeless people to use the bathroom, however, since the spread of the outdoor fountain, they have primarily become a place for unsatisfied housewives to rent Gray's Anatomyon DVD. You are free to access any type of information you want--unless you are at a public library where the library board has set up computer filters to protect you from yourself. If you are at a school library, parents have stripped the shelves of any books that might be of danger to you. If you are at an academic library you are probably a communist or hippie.
- Real Americans discovers Toxic Books: CDC will burn dangerous materials
- Library Nails Criminal
- Liburals Books to be burned to protect defenseless children
- The Library of Jesus
- Obama continues to fund hippie terrorist organization
- Real American Hero to stop Communist Library to be built
- The Daily Show's joo supports the evils of libraries
- a Hero takes cause to stop the evils of the library to spread on our children
- Ghostbusters declares books to be possessed by Evil Demons
- Book Patrol to huntdown thieves
- Hollywood liberal elitists trying to save libraries
- Evil Books returns to brainwash populace
- Public Libraries evil tools of socialism
- How Libraries are stealing profits from the rich