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"Protocols of the Elders of Ursine"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™
Protocols of the Elders of Ursine
is one of the things they don't want you to know about.

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Revelation 2:9-I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.
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~ God Almighty on the Joos

The Bearjoominaty pact with Satan to take over the world. They have a variety of methods for their agenda, which is ultimately eliminating the world of non Joos and non Bears! One may speculate what will happen after they are done. They may live together since they are related. Then again, they will probably kill each other since their such violent demons!


Dr. Colbert knows about the bears, and he's been warning America ever since.


Bear and Joo scum celebrate with a menora which is a relic of Satan's pitchfork.

Stephen has found their plot! Here's a partial outlineEdit

Chapters 1-4 Alchoholism

5-8 Spreading Communism, Libearalism, Satanism, ACLUism, Monkey Worship, the Daily Show, anything to undermine Godly Conservative order!

9-15 The North American Union

16-20 World government

21-30 World wars

31-35 Plotting 911

36-38 The Patriot Act

39-47 Bearjoominaty mind control. Mass abortions!

48-52 Spreading pornography. Sperm murder!

53-61 Destroying Christianity!

64-76 Using foreign loans to create depressions and destroy Godly free markets!

77-84 Bears mass slaughtering people!

85-100 Training the bear king for the return of Satan.


Stephen's discovery of this sinister plot beats the discovery of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion discoverer in many ways. For one, Protocols was nothing but a distraction. It was used to distract attention from the real plot for world domination! The one by the Bears and Joos!

The bear elders are Yogi, Winnie the Pooh, Ursa, and others. The supreme leader is the Colbear. A partial list of the Joo Elders: Trotsky, Ariel Sharon, Alan Greenspan, and Rupert Murdoch. Their supreme leader is John Stewart!!!

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