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The Bearjoominaty pact with Satan to take over the world. They have a variety of methods for their agenda, which is ultimately eliminating the world of non Joos and non Bears! One may speculate what will happen after they are done. They may live together since they are related. Then again, they will probably kill each other since their such violent demons!
Stephen has found their plot! Here's a partial outlineEdit
Chapters 1-4 Alchoholism
9-15 The North American Union
16-20 World government
21-30 World wars
31-35 Plotting 911
36-38 The Patriot Act
39-47 Bearjoominaty mind control. Mass abortions!
48-52 Spreading pornography. Sperm murder!
53-61 Destroying Christianity!
64-76 Using foreign loans to create depressions and destroy Godly free markets!
77-84 Bears mass slaughtering people!
85-100 Training the bear king for the return of Satan.
Stephen's discovery of this sinister plot beats the discovery of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion discoverer in many ways. For one, Protocols was nothing but a distraction. It was used to distract attention from the real plot for world domination! The one by the Bears and Joos!
The bear elders are Yogi, Winnie the Pooh, Ursa, and others. The supreme leader is the Colbear. A partial list of the Joo Elders: Trotsky, Ariel Sharon, Alan Greenspan, and Rupert Murdoch. Their supreme leader is John Stewart!!!