Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
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Keep Your Goddamn Government Hands Off My Medicare!
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~ Angry Protesting Senior
August 1, 2009

An acceptable form of protest


  1. (noun) what hippies do to temporarily disrupt American values and has no place in a democracy
  2. (verb) the act of hurting The Baby Jesus through loud noises and possibly a parade
Acceptable forms of protest:

Protest in America has a proud and long history of being useful to enforce the will of the minority majority of Real Americans against Tyrants.

President Hussein Obama Tips For Protesters Trying To Get The Attention Of The PresidentEdit

  • Be Organized
Don't confuse your audience with multiple messages. You don't want people to accuse you of taking on too many issues, just stick to one.
Liburals complaining Real Americans’ form of protesting!
Is Free Speech, baby! If you don’t like it then leave the country!!
Hell, Yeah!
Nothing says dedication to a cause better than showing that you can work for years saving up the money to have dinner in he Beverly Hills Hilton Hotel filled with people who paid the same for dinner as you did, but have enough left over to buy and sell your whole family
  • Have A Sense Of Humor
You may think your cause is serious and worthy of consideration by the most powerful man on Earth, but you're going to have to accept the fact that eventually you'll be the butt of some jokes. He'll start you off, so you can get used to it.
If none of the suggestions above work, the best thing to do is to pay a professional. They know what they're doing and they're not dumb enough to stand outside in the hot sun to try to get the attention of a man who has much better things to do than listen to your dumb ass.
If all of that fails then nothing says "I Am Right" when you are holding a gun! Is the American way! We need to arm our citizens so we can protect our Freedom and Rights against these commie bastards!
Never forget that it always helps a movement when you have a living symbol standing for your believes! Kenneth "The Activist" is willing to be paid to be that person for you!
Trust me on this one, you will not regret it!

Restoration of America and The US ConstitutionEdit

  • Abolition of Medicare Socialized Medicine
  • Abolition of Social Security Redistribution of Wealth
  • Abolition of "Universal Suffrage" (See! We are ending Suffering! How come that can be bad?)
  • Abolition of the 13th Amendment (because unlucky numbers shouldn't be part of the Constitution]

Protesting News: We are Winning!Edit

Sweetness’s Sister and Her Friend

Emergency News: Liburals Are Disrupting Democratic Town Halls!!Edit

This is an emergency!! As of lately fake "libural demonstrators" have been disrupting America's Town Halls by demanding socialized medicine and calling Real Patriotic Americans opposed to the Obamacare plan as racists!!! Lies all lies!! How dare you!!! This is WAR!

More Evidence that Obama Hatez Our American Seniors!!
A Real American Backing Her Argument that Obama is a Hitler

Future Protest on Their WayEdit

Honorary ProtestersEdit

See AlsoEdit

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