Profiles in Balls
is a featured segment of
the Greatest American Television Show--EVER!!!, The Colbert Report.

Profiles in Balls is a segment of The Colbert Report which debuted on the December 18, 2006 broadcast.

In it, Sir Dr. Colbert recognizes jumbo pairs swinging through the news cycle, doffs his cap and bows low to pay them homage.

Honored SetsEdit

For naming Donald Rumsfeld the United States' finest Secretary of Defense ever, flying in the face of public and world opinion reality the liberal Jew-run media.


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