Privateer Colbert is a quasi-fantasy briefly mentioned by Dr. Colbert on his April 20, 2009 episodeEpisode #543 of his award-winning news program "The Colbert Report."
Inspired by r0N pAuL, Privateer Colbert will use a Letter of Marque to protect America's Planet's oceans from the pirates who plunder booty.
Armed with a Letter of Marque, Privateer Colbert will:
- ride the waves with his shirt open to the navel
- storm pirate ships
- save a beautiful lady hostage
- command a crew of ghostly skeletons
- all while his crab confidant plays songs on seashells
Help r0N pAuL Fight Piracy!Edit