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Prisons are places where terrorists, African-Americans, and former Congresspeople are held in confinement away from the rest of the American population. Occasionally, a celebrity will accidentally wander into a cell, but the filthy Hollywood liberals will buy their way out.
Origin & HistoryEdit
|How Prison Economy works|
Where Can Prisons Be FoundEdit
Who Works At PrisonsEdit
Who Goes To PrisonEdit
- Black People
Embezzling and corrupt Corporate CEOsPatriotic Capitalist Americans who had been framed out of jealousy. PoliticiansDemocrats Political PrisonersJournalists who are un-American
- liberal journalists of any nationality
- Horny bad people
How To Go To PrisonEdit
How Free Enterprise has improved Correctional FacilitiesEdit
- Gladiator Schools: Ticket sales will be announced soon.
- Free Market Debtors Prison, where even the poor are money making slaves.
Common Activities In PrisonsEdit
Kids for CashEdit
UPDATE: Activist judge punishes the free market for keeping us safe from dangerous criminals and making money while doing so.
- Prisons are fun places for the whole family!
- Prison turned into a Care Center to save cost
- Dos and Don'ts about life in prison
- Government Opens new Prison for The Ultra Rich
- Flabs of Fat saved my life in prison
- Buddhism becoming the second fastest growing religion in prison. Sorry Mohammed
- Prison fires lesbo hippie
foreignerAmerican to start his own Prison Business Local Economy saved!
- Prison to become high school
- Buddhist Terrorists infiltrates America's prisons
- Prison business is booming
- Prison: The Cesspool of Swine Flu
- Arizona to privatize death row:
half of Arizona now on death rowprofits to follow
- Prison population to triplicate next year!
- America has the Best
Health CarePrison Care That Money Can Buy!
- Omar and Buddy go to White Castle
- Dangerous lunatics to be set free! Liburals dont care about Real Americans!
- New Prisons to stop illegal invasion and bring new jubs to Nation
- CEO to take holiday, prison industry brings new profit
- Prison R Us declares new more profits
- How Black People contributes to the prison economy
- Activist Warden releases dangerous prisoners!
- Prison Industry losing profits in LA!
- Prison to receive a lifetime member!
- Prison Industry dying in libural Europe
- Real Americans learn the wonders of the Prison Industry
- New study suggests prison is good for minorities
- Market predicts big profits
- America to ship prisoners to Afghanista. Why convert to Islam here when you can do that there?
- Welfare Queens are now rigging last meal system
- Prisons soon to start charging housing
- Private Prison to charge food and housing!
- Prison Industry predicts influx of future crime and profits