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can be found in any all-American hometown!

Prisons are places where terrorists, African-Americans, and former Congresspeople are held in confinement away from the rest of the American population. Occasionally, a celebrity will accidentally wander into a cell, but the filthy Hollywood liberals will buy their way out.

Origin & HistoryEdit

Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs02:16

Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs

How Prison Economy works

Where Can Prisons Be FoundEdit

Who Works At PrisonsEdit

Who Goes To PrisonEdit


Only the scum of America and hard core gangstas can be found on these God forsaken places.

  • Terrorists
  • Hippies
  • Liberals
  • Black People
  • Embezzling and corrupt Corporate CEOs Patriotic Capitalist Americans who had been framed out of jealousy.
  • Politicians Democrats
  • Political Prisoners Journalists who are un-American
  • liberal journalists of any nationality
  • Horny bad people

How To Go To PrisonEdit

How Free Enterprise has improved Correctional FacilitiesEdit

Common Activities In PrisonsEdit


Soap is bountiful in American prisons



Kids for CashEdit

An innovate way to fill our jails to pump up more money for the free market. The Free Market has spoken and we need to put more kids in jail, specially lazy kids.

UPDATE: Activist judge punishes the free market for keeping us safe from dangerous criminals and making money while doing so.

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