Prince Harry
has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British,
but still loves America, thank you for supporting our President.

Wrong suit, Harry! This isn't the Faulkland Islands!

Prince Harry (Royal Family, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland)

Full name: Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor

Aliases: Second Lieutenant Harry Wales, "Ginger Bullet Magnet"


Harry's brother, William, also inappropriately dressed for battle. Nice sentiment guys, but let's put a little thought in your outfits without being too "Queer Eye"

Will be deployed to Iraq (as part of the Blues and Royals, of the Household Cavalry) in February, 2007 because, like the Bush Twins, he supports The Greatest President Ever.

Rumored to be Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy, and Zsa Zsa Gabor is pissed.

Hey! He Did Get Deployed!Edit


They don't have donkeys in the Faulklands!

Unlike kids of some politicians not wanting to serve in the armed forces of their country and deploy to dangerous places around the world in defense of freedom, this kid from the royal family actually wants to serve in the armed forces of his country and deploy to dangerous places around the world in defense of freedom. Take up arms, fend off foes, your countrymen need you, young noble coward.

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