Prince Harry (Royal Family, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland)
Full name: Henry Charles Albert David Mountbatten-Windsor
Aliases: Second Lieutenant Harry Wales, "Ginger Bullet Magnet"
Rumored to be Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy, and Zsa Zsa Gabor is pissed.
Hey! He Did Get Deployed!Edit
Unlike kids of some politicians not wanting to serve in the armed forces of their country and deploy to dangerous places around the world in defense of freedom, this kid from the royal family actually wants to serve in the armed forces of his country and deploy to dangerous places around the world in defense of freedom. Take up arms, fend off foes, your countrymen need you, young noble coward.