belongs to a coven that makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!


Prince's performance at Super Bowl XLI

Prince (aka "The Artist Formerly Known As Prince") is a lustful pansexual rock and roll deviant. Prince's repertoire includes songs such as "Pussy Control", a song about the mass genocide of felines, "Raspberry Beret", a song about a French wine maker, and "Purple Rain", a song about homosexuals crying because they're going to hell.

Prince played a kosher phallic shaped guitar during the 2007 Super Bowl halftime show.

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