Presidential Masturbation

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Presidential Masturbation,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!


Nude Bush and Putin play a Friendly Game

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Presidential masturbation occurs when George Bush meets Tony Blair for cocktails, potato chips and a game of nude Twister in the Oval office. Vladimir Putin shows up uninvited, usually scaring Tony away.

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