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Post-Obama Republican Party
is an American Political Party.


Following Barack Hussein Obama's appointment to and sullying of the Presidency, the Republican Party successfully rebranded itself and has become a whole, new political party, the Post-Obama Republican Party (PORP)!

The PORP is the Republican Party after having America's House stolen from them by The Secret Muslim and his minions in The Society of Secret Muslims.

ValuesEdit

The PORP stand for Truthiness above all. Facts are what derailed the McCain campaign, and most therefore be destroyed.

PlatformEdit

  1. Bread good!
  2. Fire bad!
  3. Gays bad!
  4. Jesus good!
  5. War good!
  6. Taxes bad!

LeadersEdit

Fact-checking and Checking And BalancingEdit

"This is an ironic choice for a president-elect who has promised to change Washington, make politics more civil and govern from the center."[1]

You get 'em, Boehner! And don't you be ashamed to show how passionate you are! Real men cry, too!




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Post-Obama Republican Party
is a proud and perfect
reflection of the Republican Party.


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