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The Posse Comitatus Act states plainly and for all to see that The Greatest President can, and God willing at a certain point will, order the Armed Forces to declare Martial Law inside of the borders of the United States. The brave warriors of The Armed Forces would then first disarm the public, and secondly, endeavor to keep the peace in our nation through any means at their disposal. Somewhere between step 1 and 2 is where they get hopped up on all sort of "Behavior Enhancement Aids" and go door to door to capture or otherwise eliminate liberals, darkies and other "Undesirables".

Seriously! Edit

The last time Martial Law was enacted in The United States was during The Civil War. By popular demand, determined during a secret election overseen by high ranking military personel, it will soon be back.

When? Whenever he wants. Edit

In October 2006, President Bush and his honorable Republican guard secretly included two provisions into the defense budget, making all these safeguards to our nation's citizenry possible. Jesus be praised.

On a Humorous Note Edit

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're Under Arrest!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because the soldiers ordered him to, Mister!

Marshall Law

An image from popular culture illustrating the positive attitude held by The American public toward Martial law.

Marshall Law2

A one sheet from a documentary currently in the works by The Army's PR Firm.

See Also Edit

Military Commissions Act

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