Hey, where the hell is
Portugal, NZ???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!

Spain's Oregon (or maybe its North Dakota), its capital is Lisbon. Some famous explorers came from there. It is thought that one of them invented Brazil.

Referred to as a "country" by some, to others, such as Americans and other intellectuals, it's non-existent and pointless. Its soccer team couldn't even beat France in the 2006 World Cup, and France never wins anything.

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