Portugal is a peninsula in Europe. It is Spain's Oregon. The Portuguese capital is Lisbon, named for the First Queen of Portugal, Lesbonia. Some famous explorers came from there. It is thought that one of them, Amerigo Vespucci, invented Brazil.
Portugal is referred to as a "country" by some; to others, such as Americans and other It-getters, it is nonexistent and pointless. Its soccer team couldn't even beat France in the 2006 World Cup, and France never wins anything.
Portual has also been involved in various other minor military endeavors that are not worthy of mention.
Spain was France's girlfriend. Russia thought "how the hell does that ugly son of a bitch get a girlfriend?". Now Russia is fat because he ate too many countries. Russia spit out 2 countries he ate. Belarus and Poland. He told the 2 countries to take Spain's ass out of France's hand. Because the Polish were comming to take the Spanish, the French contacted Germany. The Germans agreed to help the French. The Germans told the Polish to back off from the French. The Polish and Belarusians told the French and Germans that they (Poland and Belarus) were spit out from Russia. This made Spain shit. BOOM! You get Portugal!
Or to make a long story short, Spain took a shit in the Atlantic coastline. BOOM! You get yourself Portugal!
- ↑ Sadly infected with a mass epidemic liberal disorder, Portugal withdrew its troops from Iraq in 2005 to watch some stupid soccer-like game.