|City Motto:||Seattle is THAT way.|
|Nickname:||Rip City, Stumptown, Rose City, Ptown. Little Beirut|
|Theme Song:||Legalize it|
|Population:||A hundred BILLION|
|Standard MPH:||20 at all times. If someone is going over that, they are probably from California|
|Principal industries:||Beer, Sneakers, and Liberals.|
|Fun Fact # 1:||Often considered the Beer capitol of America, with nominations for the beer capitol of the world|
|Fun Fact # 2:||It never rains, its actually quite sunny every day, we dont know what these Californians are talking about|
Decided by a flip of a coin between two brothers the name Portland won out over Compton for this pioneer town.
Whether its a hot cup of coffee or a bag of amphetamines, Portlanders know how to deal with the dark gray winters.
Popular Ethnic Neighborhoods In PortlandEdit
What ethnic neighborhoods?
Famous People From PortlandEdit
A Typical Day In PortlandEdit
Strange Portland LawsEdit
- Gay people could get married for a week.
- With the exception of cleaning the toilets of former UO students, Oregon State University grads are useless.