Porpy is Tek Jansen's nutty, zany sidekick. He is a space porpoise, and his wacky adventures together with Tek are guaranteed to give you a smile. Porpy often saves Tek from certain doom by accidentally disengaging giant robo-space claws and boron-fused laser cannons. Sometimes he gets into trouble which leads to hilarious hijinks and madcap spaceventures.
- Porpy loves space mackerel, so he's always looking for the kitchen - even on haunted space stations.
- Porpy and Tek both speak Porpish, a language consisting of clicks and whistles.
- Porpy is NOT a dolphin, and if you say he is, he'll will come to your house and *bleep*ing kill you.
- Remember that episode on Regsetia 6? With the disruptor array? That's still one of the funniest moments in animation history.
- He'll give you a smile. GUARANTEED!
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