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Hey, where the hell is
Poon-tang River???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
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Hello, Kitty
Hello, Poon-tang River
Asian and very good at math.


The Poon-tang River is in Vietnam. It runs all over the place. During the Vietnam War, it was a popular bathing spot for American soldiers who needed to cool off after a long hot day's worth of killing Viet Cong guerrillas, inhaling Agent Orange, and faking injuries to win Purple Hearts.

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