The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
Polytheists are heretical
and make The Baby Jesus jealous!
May they rot in the fires of his judgement!
People Who Are in Cults

Polytheists are a special brand of cultists, who believe there is more than one God!

Polytheists exist it parts of America's Planet impenetrable by missionaries, such as Papua New Guinea, Africa, India and California.

Types of Gods Worshipped By PolytheistsEdit

At the risk of going to hell, offers this section in order to provide parents of homeschooled children with enough facts to avoid The Devil's trickery.

  • the Village People
  • the Multi-armed, yet pacifist goddess of India (Pfft, only the Indians would worship a woman!)
  • the mud, plant, chicken gods of Western Africa
  • the Mr. Potatoe-head-like gods of Egypt
  • The Bear Gods

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