Polar Ice Caps

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"Polar Ice Caps"
discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.
Hey, where the hell is
Polar Ice Caps???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
America's Planet has two Polar Ice Caps. Astronomers say there are ice caps on Mars, which is great, because it means we can just replace Earth's if they should melt due to global warming (which they won't, it's just hypothetical).

North PoleEdit

Location where the polar bears re-located, and still reside, after Stephen's great, great, great, great, grandfather spilled bleach on them for being the agnostic killing machines they are.

And they are doing just fine, thank you. Just like the population of elephants.

South PoleEdit

This is where penguins live.

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