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Only Rich Real Americans get the sexy Plumber…

A plumber is like a doctor, except according to Ted Stevens they can also fix the Internets. Plumbers are Stephen's preferred medical advisors.

Plumbers are experts with plumbing and snaking out your u-bend.

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Don't go to a doctor when you could go to a plumber.
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~ Stephen Colbert
June 13th 2007

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