Playboy: God bless their whoring souls Edit
Called "Papa Bear's Mag of Choice"
Good Old American Fun Edit
Playboy is one of the cornerstones of American Society. There is nothing wrong with basking in the glow of a woman who cut into herself to increase her appeal to men. There is no shame in viewing a womans baby hole. Colbert aproves, as does Papa Bear, as long as you do not touch your no-no stick. That makes Baby Jesus weep tears of blood.