Planned Parenthood

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Planned Parenthood
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.

Planned Parenthood is a world-wide Satanic organization focusing primarily on infant-sacrifice. They believe that the souls of sweet and innocent unborn children are delicious and can be offered to Satan to enhance their spiritual connection with Him. Satan is definitely a man, as no woman could ever rule all of Hell, with the exception of Hillary Clinton.

Planned Parenthood also supports many other sins, such as premarital sex and pap smears, that contribute to the demoralization of our perfect American society.

What They Tell People They Are DoingEdit

  • "Helping women"
  • "Providing a safe choice"

What They Are Actually DoingEdit

  • Sacrificing babies to the Prince of Darkness
  • Making money (opportunistic turds)



Why They Will Be Going to GuantanamoEdit

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