Pinker Than An Indian River Grapefruit
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

Pinker Than An Indian River Grapefruit is a metaphor created by Our Glorious Stephen to describe His Jewish Friend.

Pinker Than An Indian River Grapefruit™ 2007 Stephen Colbert, All Rights Reserved.


This catchphrase was coined by America's newsman, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA, anchor of the greatest news program ever, "The Colbert Report".

Used with permission, The information contained in this Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A Official Trademarked Catch Phrase™ may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed in any form without the prior written authority of Viacom.

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