Pimpin' Politicians Association

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Pimpin' Politicians Association,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

Pimpin' Politicians Association
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

The Pimpin' Politicians Association is an organization founded by Eliot Spitzer. It is for politicians who have had sexual affairs.

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The Secret of the EuroEdit

Politicians in Europe are not really uptight about sex. But the politicicans in Europe today are secretly American. Which means that they are uptight about sex. So instead of having affairs, politicians in Europe use upskirt minicams. Then they can pretend that they didn't have an affair when they were actually cheating.

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