Piggy Bank

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Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. has placed
Piggy Bank
on The Colbert Report's Shelves of Honor

Stephen Piggy Bank

Stephen passes the buck.

In the dark bowels of the piggy bank is one crisp, one-dollar bill which Stephen is passing on to the younger generation. Each year, this dollar is to be doubled, and some time in the distant future, it should contain enough money to cover the estimated one trillion dollar pricetag of the Iraq War. At that point, the piggy bank is to be broken open and the dollars are to be traded for Sino-American Super Yuans, because that is probably all the Chinese are going to take.

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