How To Get At A Pig's DeliciousnessEdit
It takes time, and care, to release the God-given goodness inside a pig. There are many succulent flavors hiding within our porcine friends, each of them precious to Our Lord and Savior in their own special ways. Amongst the Lord's favorite pork-derived pleasures are Ham, Bacon, BBQ in its many forms, pork chops, baby back ribs, pork loin, and of course, the Holy of Holies, the BLT. Against denominational claims to the contrary, it has even been proved that The Baby Jesus loves Canadian Bacon. None of the Holy Trinity have much use, however, for the ultra-liberal Boston Butt.
Avoid "Dangerous" PartsEdit
Delicious, Delicious PigsEdit
Pig Farming: NOT Bad For "the Environment"Edit
Who ever heard of a "hog lagoon," anyway?
Because There Has Been Some ConfusionEdit
Pigs do not wear make-up of any sort; only trollops do. In addition, it is insulting to say that pigs would wear make-up.