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Phony Soldiers
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.

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Phony soldiers are so-called "veterans" who spit on their country by disagreeing with The Greatest President Ever. Once they have done so, their military records, commendations, medals, and war injuries officially no longer exist.

Current Phony SoldiersEdit

Lt. General Ricardo Sanchez, Ret. AUS

General Eric Shinseki, Ret. AUS

General Wesley Clark, Ret. AUS

John Kerry, USN

Charles Hagel, AUS

Jim Webb, USMC

Capt. Jon Soltz

Past Phony SoldiersEdit

General Smedley Butler, USMC and "God Father" of phony soldierism.

General David M. Shoup, USMC

Phony phony soldiersEdit

General Colin Powell

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