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Despite what you may have heard
Phill Kline
Is totally not gay!

Fetal protector, Phill Kline protecting America's future mercenaries!

The former Attorney General for the state of Kansas, Phill (the extra "L" is for love) is a first-rank Christian public servant, in that he protects Christians from the public and servants.

In 2007, Phill charged a Kansas Planned Parenthood concentration camp with numerous crimes against propriety.

I am Phill Kline and and my lawyer swears I'm not a

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