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Phil Mickelson has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

Phil Mickelson is a well known communist and hater of America. He appears to show up to play for his country yearly in the Ryder and President cup matches, however, the truthiness of the matter is that considering his horrific record in both events he must send his celebrity look alike. He also, like David Simms from “Tin Cup” hates old people and dogs.

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